December 2009
57 posts
So my doctor asked me to provide an evening urine...
GUESS WHO JUST PEED ALL OVER THEIR HAND
JUST GUESS
My mom makes Christmas so difficult every single...
MOM WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS
“i want it to be over.”
A homeless man is sitting on a park bench. You are jogging. As you jog up to him, he holds his hand out and asks for change, you jog on past, pretending that you can’t hear him over your iPod. Feeling guilty, you stop. You reach into the pocket of your running shorts for a couple of bucks you were saving for a bottle of water. You turn around to jog back to the homeless man. He is already standing...
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